Do you guys all smell that? The air smells sweeter.
Do you hear that sound? That’s the sound of birds chirping.
That’s right. And do you know why? That’s because I (unofficially) declare today the day that Comic Sans finally dies. This calls for a celebration! I’m going to go out and buy myself the most expensive box of wine that money can buy!
Honestly, is there a commercialized typeface more annoying than that of Comic Sans? In short, the answer is no. How do I draw such a conclusion? I will answer that question with another question: Can you honestly take someone who uses Comic Sans seriously? Not on my watch. That’s also why I can’t wait to become a teacher. Rule #1: Any student who hands in their homework assignments in Comic Sans is going to fail; whilst suffering serious trauma to the head and torso. I’ll be a local hero. Rule #2: No fat chicks.
I could never date a girl who liberally uses Comic Sans – no matter how long her hair is. And if I found out that any family member or close friend even thought of using Comic Sans, I would force them to stand in the corner and take their own life. For that is the way of the samurai. But that is another story for another day.
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sadly, our firm does a lot of direct mail for politicians (thank god for the off season when we actually get to design decent stuff) and the candidates often ask for comic sans specifically!!! it will never truly die as long as the masses continue to embrace crap design.