Do you guys all smell that? The air smells sweeter.
Do you hear that sound? That’s the sound of birds chirping.
That’s right. And do you know why? That’s because I (unofficially) declare today the day that Comic Sans finally dies. This calls for a celebration! I’m going to go out and buy myself the most expensive box of wine that money can buy!
Honestly, is there a commercialized typeface more annoying than that of Comic Sans? In short, the answer is no. How do I draw such a conclusion? I will answer that question with another question: Can you honestly take someone who uses Comic Sans seriously? Not on my watch. That’s also why I can’t wait to become a teacher. Rule #1: Any student who hands in their homework assignments in Comic Sans is going to fail; whilst suffering serious trauma to the head and torso. I’ll be a local hero. Rule #2: No fat chicks.
I could never date a girl who liberally uses Comic Sans – no matter how long her hair is. And if I found out that any family member or close friend even thought of using Comic Sans, I would force them to stand in the corner and take their own life. For that is the way of the samurai. But that is another story for another day.
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